Not only will this motorcycle not be stolen, it is likely to fall apart when it hits the right bump. I can't see any rear end suspension by the way so a good bump fully loaded and one of these 2 by 4s is going to crack and hopefully the rider will survive it.
20. Two by Four Motorcycle
If
there’s own thing I know it’s that sticking an engine on a bunch of two
by fours has the making of a disaster. Trust me, I’ve tried. Then
again, there are some guys out there who can be inventive with the most
preposterous items. If anything, the owner of the two by four won’t have
to worry about his motorcycle being stolen. Maybe that’s the genius
behind the two by four motorcycle. He decided to make it knowing that
nobody would steal it. Genius my good sir, pure genius; and who said
that you needed a degree from an ivy league school to be recognized as
smart? This guy proves to those regular-car-driving babies what it takes
to be a man from the south. Guts, grit, a little oil, and a gift card
from home depot. Just be sure not to mention all the splinters he’s
received from his seat. That would be a sore subject. Additionally,
don’t mention the 2013 Iron Bowl to this guy. I heard he is still a
little sensitive about the loss.
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