Friday, February 13, 2026

Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski confirmed today that they are dating. They're both currently married to other people.


Another strong case of traditional family values from the GOP! Cricket and the goat she took to the gravel pit must be looking down with disgust.
All reactions:
Never a good sign when someone asks you to Netflix & gravel pit
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Most of my close friends in LA are non-monogamous. I am known to enjoy a date with a married man every once in a while. They tend to be behaved and well-trained. We reject Corey and the puppy killer from our ranks.
Who gets to wear the commando gear during office hours?
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Mark Young
Cue the next South Park episode!
Junior Kramer
Maybe this is the reason for the ominous tweet that Gavin newsome made about “Kristi is going to have a bad day today”.
If so, that’s so funny!
Mike Nunnally
What would Charlie say?
Patty Zeman Ramos
Isn't the announcement of their relationship a bit premature? Since they are both married to others.
Victoria Acevedo
The party of real family values hahahah
Christina Stewart
Pretty sure I saw that dude with someone else at the Coldplay concert
Nancy Whitmore
There is no barf emoji
David Fink
Hide the dog
Mike Munoz
Probably worried they would have been called out on the jumbo-tron if they tried hiding it too long.
Liz Swirka
Wow sounds like a scandal 😳 oh wait they announced it 🤣
Julie Holt
How have their respective spouses reacted? With relief?
Isaac Dickson
In the next episode of border patrol Jumbotron;
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Ron Globe
Sorry, it's not called dating...it's called "I had nothing to do more, before my knees gave out at the last minute"..
Top fan
Gillian Moore
Lol look at their smiles... I think they're related
Antonio Sandoval
A match made in hell. Lmao
Dawne Kathleen
Well they are two halves of the same coin…
Daniel Rangel
They look like siblings
Paul McHale
Wondering…Are they brother and sister…
Casey Arnold
Going out on a limb here, but I suspect they aren't really "dating"
Robert MacLaughlan
Trump and Kristi in 82’
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Christine Dinwiddie
I bet their bedroom cosplay is epic af 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maciek Gąska
Look at them. Practically beaming
David Fishercat
It’s wasn’t a goat, it was her dog.
Charles Joshua Strait
The 7th commandment would like a word.
Tommy Eliason
Birds of a feather….
Kim Berly
Who and who?
Kathleen Carroll
Those jackets 😆
Logan Taylor
Plot twist- they’re ALL swingers 😂
Top fan
Liz Tillotson
They’ve been “dating” for a long time. This isn’t news.
Ethan von Reyn
Two negatives make a positive…. I guess not all the time
Paul Claessen
I always wondered what the job description of a 'special advisor' was!
Monte Hickman
Family values, baby!
Georgette Cooper
They aren't brother and sister?
Aikens Negron
They look like siblings.
Lawrence Simon
This is a plot from a future Stephen King book right?
Joyce Ann Wilson
Didn't know she was divorced
Amber Rogers-Hale
Funny. We've all been claiming this for months lol.
Beth Merrill
I'm glad they're dating, because they've been sleeping together for literal years.🤣
Chris Szumigala
And in the space of 10 days the writers of South Park have the rest of the season lined up and ready to produce 😂
Keven Lunde
That picture of those two with “TEAM TRUMP” on their jackets makes me nauseous.
🤮
JJ Ramos
Didn't MTG & Beetlejuice Boebert do the same?
John-Michael Kyono
The Pineapple Party
Paul Claessen
Dating? DATING?
Is THAT what they call it nowadays?
Denice Sharpe
The Penthouse letters forum no one asked for. 😝
Yes, I am dating myself.
David L. Hirsch
The perfect couple!
Arturo Hernandez
“Only the best people!”
Franklin L Frazier
How to remove makeup stains from a pillowcase? His latest Google search.
Joann Leigh
Who isn’t he dating?
Lisa Finch
I literally had someone do this in my Pilates class (I’m the instructor) with their side piece. Like what the heck? Why is this the new normal?!

 

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