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New York CNN  — 

Welcome back (if you ever left) to the President Trump Show.

This week, America’s reality-TV-star-in-chief nursed a messy public feud with the world’s richest man, deployed hundreds of Marines and the National Guard to downtown LA, touted a trade “deal” with China, and threatened “heavy force” against anyone who dares to pooh-pooh his birthday parade.

(Eat your heart out, “Real Housewives” producers.)