I was able to get 2 copies of: "Reader's digest's "Laughter the Best Medicine" (All time Favorites)

The first two that tickled my funny bone are on page 5 of the paperback book:

Begin quotes:

"A Solar powered computer wristwatch, which is programmed to tell the time and date for 125 years has a guarantee for two years."

This second one takes a little bit of thought but it's worth it:

A wife texts her husband on a frosty Winter morning: "Windows Frozen!" The husband texts back

"Pour lukewarm water over it."

Five minutes later comes her reply:

"Computer completely messed up now." 

As a child and young adult I read "Laughter the Best Medicine" in Reader's Digest and laughed and laughed and laughed. So, it is a real treat to find this book online at Amazon.com

Also, I bought a 2nd copy for one of our housekeepers who is more of a janitor with his own business who collects jokes and writes many of his own so I got a 2nd copy of the paperback for him because I knew he would enjoy this book too.

Here is the last quote that caught my fancy from page 2:

"Yelp is a fun game where you try to guess whether a restaurant is bad or whether the reviewer is crazy."