though I can speak Parisian French from 2 years of high school English they actually talk to me too fast in Paris

 So, what happens is I embarrassed myself when I went to Paris, France and Nice, France in 2009 with my wife and two biological daughters.

However, my wife is fluent in Spanish and I realized that I should try to learn Spanish because it is a very useful language to know in California for a variety of reasons.

So, the last page was me trying to research the best language learning apps available for your smartphone or computer. 

By the way, some of the most amazing things I found in France were in Paris which were:

1. Versailles- where Walt Disney got the idea originally for Disneyland in California and then this idea spread all over the world.

2. The Eiffel Tower in Paris- This is an amazing View of Paris on a clear day. If you go to Paris don't miss this amazing experience.

3. The Moulin Rouge for entertainment- youngest daughter was only 13 or 14 in 2009 and they served her Champagne and she felt very grown up there and the entertainment was amazing.

4. The boat ride down the Seine River through Paris is pretty amazing too- except for the Drunk who mooned us on the shore. and even that made everyone on board laugh.

5 Also, the TGV it is called by most but in a French way it is spoken sort of like T shay Vee in the local pronouciation. This is an amazing experience and easier in many ways than taking a plane to Nice if you want an amazing experience in a high speed train.

However, don't try to look at things up close or it will make you sick watching close up things while moving this fast. Look only far away from the train at things blocks away so you don't get vertigo.

It's most like being in a plane just as it is taking off in speed so very fast with a high pitch electrical hum from mag lev riding on a cushion of magnets repelling so there is no friction so it's literally riding on air with no friction once you start to move.