No Such Agency

This is the Washington DC euphemism for the NSA.

My own understanding of the NSA from research I have done over the years regarding UFOs and other researches I have personally conducted is that the CIA often goes into wars like a Pre-Army invasion much like it did in Viet Nam before many troops were or are there whereas the NSA has always been about communication. My understanding is the NSA originally started with communications with UFOS and then went into studying communications between UFOS and Americans and then Communications between UFOS and everyone on earth. So, when the NSA is harvesting communications of all phone and Internet and text traffic on earth part of what they are doing is searching for communications between humans on Earth and aliens from other times and spaces both on earth and beyond earth.

My experience personally is that most UFOS are not from other planets but from our future. So they are literally our descendents. So, this is one reason why they don't hurt us because we are literally their great grandparents and if anything happened to us they would never be born.

So, I believe that now the NSA has more to do with keeping harmony with our relatives in the future and in regard to communications with aliens from our future from earth and other places than in any other endeavor. For example, the most likely named agency to  be directly associated with the "Men in Black" in reality that I know of likely would be "No Such Agency".

The other thing likely that the NSA is involved with is having people learn alien languages for better communication with people in Earth's future who speak different language variations than now. If you try to read the Declaration of Independence, for example, it is not exactly how we speak or write now. Now imagine 7000 AD and Time travelers from Europe who might speak a combination of English, French, Spanish and German and other European Languages. Who could understand that without some work put into it?
For example, in Southern California now there is Spanglish which is a combination of English and Spanish even today spoken by many bi-lingual or partly bi-lingual people there.