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Card #646 aired twice: Mar 12th, 2020 and Mar 12th, 2020. ... CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS #646
It's my understanding that the custom of shaking hands began as a way for two people to approach one another and show that neither of them was holding a weapon. In just a matter of days, that age-old ritual has come to an end, replaced by an odd display of boinking elbows and half-hearted waves. I would like to propose an alternative that maintains a hands free, viral safe zone while simultaneously allowing strangers and friends to express their camaraderie. Back in the 1970s there was a dance craze called "The Bump" wherein partners would "Bump" their hips, buttocks or crotch against one another. I suggest we bring it back, sans disco music music. Of course in this hyper politically charged atmosphere, both greeters would have to clearly state the word "Bump" before hand. This could also be phrased as a question and answer. The first person would inquire "Bump?" Then the 2nd person, assuming they felt physically safe, would respond with an affirmative "Bump!" Now I realize that not every great idea catches on, so I have a back-up plan. As we approach someone, we hold our weapons in the air to alert each other not to come any closer.
Chuck Lorre Productions, number 646
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