Are Bigfoots a UFO sort of like a Wookie in Star Wars?

Wow! This is a theory I seriously have never heard of before regarding something I just saw on "The Unexplained" with William Shatner on the History Channel.

In my experiences with Bigfoot in different areas of California it's not about that. However, this researcher said he had "Missing Time" and a hole drilled in the back of his head that "Didn't hurt".

However, things like Cell phones (are used instead of implanting devices to track everyone) so this saves a lot of money tracking educated people on earth for both human and alien governments. In fact, any cell phone can be used to track people within 2 to 3 feet using the GPS in every cell phone on earth.

In fact, a cell phone could be used to hone in with a Hellfire missile on any U.S. or European Union Drone to off literally anyone on earth should that be desirable for any government that has access to this technology on earth. It could also theoretically be used by ANY Alien Government to find anyone they want to if they have their cell phone number on earth if that phone is on at the time. In addition to this some cell phones GPS works whether the phone is off or on which is interesting too.

This is my thoughts and experience with Bigfoots. They are real first of all and like many breeds of beings on earth and beyond there are different varieties of them in different parts of the world. 

The reason most people don't see them is that they are shape shifters in that they can go into your mind and make you think that they are another person or a tree or a rock or anything they want you to think. Is this ability native to earth? not sure.

It's sort of like the ability to use languages like Humans. This ability doesn't appear to be from earth either because no other primate has this ability. So, where did it come from if we came from Apes.

So, my theory is that maybe part of our dna is ape but part of our Dna is from a planet that had speech. Tell me one ape that has speech like we do? That's right! There are no apes but humans who have speech or languages that aren't sign languages. So, therefore, Speech and languages obviously came from somewhere else than earth.