CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #551

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   Feb 9, 2017 ... EXECUTIVE ORDER. VERACITY PRINCIPLES, DETERMINING FACT FROM FICTION. By the power vested in me as President by the ... 

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   CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #551

   For Immediate Release

   January 20, 2017

   EXECUTIVE ORDER

   VERACITY PRINCIPLES,
   DETERMINING FACT FROM FICTION

   By the power vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered as follows:
   Section 1. It shall be the policy of my administration that, in any given circumstance, the truth is what I say it is, or need it to be.
   Section 2. Any statement, photograph or report that does not align with Section 1 shall be deemed "fake news."
   Section 3. Contradiction of Section 1 or Section 2 shall be punishable by mean tweet.
   

   Section 4. Handwriting analysis of my signature (see below) is fake news.

   

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