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- Feb 9, 2017 ... EXECUTIVE ORDER. VERACITY PRINCIPLES, DETERMINING FACT FROM FICTION. By the power vested in me as President by the ...
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For Immediate Release January 20, 2017EXECUTIVE ORDERVERACITY PRINCIPLES,By the power vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered as follows:
DETERMINING FACT FROM FICTION
Section 1. It shall be the policy of my administration that, in any given circumstance, the truth is what I say it is, or need it to be.
Section 2. Any statement, photograph or report that does not align with Section 1 shall be deemed "fake news."
Section 3. Contradiction of Section 1 or Section 2 shall be punishable by mean tweet.
Section 4. Handwriting analysis of my signature (see below) is fake news.