Singularity dog

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Singularity dog watched his owner put
On the neuronal helmet and then put one
On himself.the dog wondered what his master
Was doing. He didn't have long to find out.
Soon there were pictures in his mind that he
Knew to be his masters mind.
Dogs spend a lot of time in their masters
subconscious anyway.So in this sense most
Mammals did this with their herd all the time.

Singular Dog realized that his master was in his mind talking to him. At first he howled and felt uncomfortable. But then his master petted his head and said, 'Good Boy' and 'It's okay I'm here with you. we are going to talk together. singular dog relaxed a little and started to go to sleep a little. So, his master looked through his eyes and was surprised that everything was in black and white. He sort of recoiled through the lack of color but then he smelled the smells of his house and was both kind of nauseated and elated by what he could smell all at the same time. Then a fire engine far away went off and his master realized that his dogs ears hurt a little but not that bad because the engine was far enough away.

And then his dog went to sleep and he felt his dog twitch as he was being chased by first a deer and then another dog. Then the dog bit him in the rear flank and he turned and bit the other dog. Then he saw another dog with his chest torn open by the deer buck's antlers. And the man was grateful at this point not to be a dog. It was much scarier than he had realized being a dog even with a good owner like himself.

The man took off first his neuron helmet and then the dogs neuron helmet and went to bed. But the man realized that his connection to his dog had increased 100 fold. For as he began to dream his dog was there with him. And his dog was wearing a robe and saying to him, 'We are a dog pack you and I. And we take care of each other. Shouldn't we get other dogs or humans and increase our pack size? It will increase our capacity to survive. Also, I'm really lonely when you go to work. I need someone to talk to and to fool around with. Hopefully, a nice female dog. But you have to let me pick her because there are some really lame ones out there that would be worse than being alone." The man laughed in his dreams. "My God." he thought. My dog thinks just about like I do. We are more alike than I first thought. He felt his dog was his best friend and that because his dog was so good to him that he would get his dog a fixed neutered female bitch to live with. However, this might also be more than the man was bargaining for because the whole dynamic was about to change in his household.

The man woke up the next morning with Singularity Dog licking his hand which was dangling off his bed. Since it was Saturday he decided to take his dog to the SPCA to find his dog a female dog friend. He knew immediately the one that his dog wanted to be with. He signed the papers and brought her home.

But then something happened he didn't expect. The new female started bossing his dog around. So, he brought his dog into the bedroom away from the new female and put the neuronal helmets on both of them. He asked his dog, "What's going on?"

Singularity dog said, "She's an alpha female but I'm a Beta Male. So she's going to boss me around. Wouldn't you like to live with Marilyn Monroe or Madonna or somebody really hot even if they are going to boss you around?" The man laughed at this new conversation. He saw that his friend was bonding even deeper. His dog was getting what he wanted. The man wondered about all this and watched the interactions between his dog and his new female dog friend.

So, next he thought he would communicate with this new female dog. So, he put the helmet on her and she said, "Why am I with this lame dog of yours. You are the alpha male here. Why am I not with you?"
And the man said, "I'm a man and we can be friends but not like that." The female said, "Oh. So, how does our pack work? There needs to be at least one more female for it to be a successful pack. Why don't you have a female human so I'm not so lonely for other females?"

Since the man was pretty young still and still in college and living alone with his two dogs now he went online and tried to find a mate for himself that would also like his now two dogs "singularity dog" and now "female singularity dog".

So, he started meeting women when he had time on weekends to find a friend for not only himself but also for his pack of dogs that he was a member. Eventually, he found not only someone for himself but someone that loved his dogs as much as he did.

One day he invited his new girlfriend that he called in his mind "singularity girl" to his home to play with his dogs and hopefully him too. Since his major was "Computer Science" and he was presently at MIT on the East Coast of the U.S. he was testing this Neuronal helmet he had built as a part of his Senior Thesis final Project. So, even though he planned to go for his Master's degree in Computer Science soon he was conducting research now both with his dogs but also his new "singularity girl" that he met through an online dating service. However, singularity girl was also a senior at a local university and was a psychology major and was also doing research for her senior thesis as well. In fact, the man she was dating was a part of her research project as well. This included his two dogs that she found herself bonding with as well as the man.

Soon after having "singularity girl" visit his home and his dogs he wanted to show her the neuronal helmet that merged thoughts of different organisms. The "Singularity Girl" who saw herself as "Psychologist Girl" said, "Why don't we make love while wearing the neuronal helmets." The man worried a little that it could get very weird doing this. So he said, "Promise you will be my friend even if we do this. I'm just not sure what it will do to our relationship." Singularity Girl said, "I promise we will stay friends no matter what."

So, very reluctantly the man put a neuronal helmet on himself and one also on singularity girl and proceeded to be intimate with singularity girl. What they found the most was that neither of them was alone or lonely anymore. What they found was that they actually were compatible on many many different levels.  What they found was that they wanted to stay together because there were no more lies between them. And they did. And the human and dog pack were happy.