This is the humorous side of investing:
15 Sure Signs That Investors Have Lost It
- Aug. 3, 2014, 6:26 AM
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Just a week ago,
the S&P500 hit a new all-time high, continuing an epic five-year bullish run for stocks.
But some market commentators believe we must be heading for a top.
The signs are there if you want to look for them. As of Friday, the
Dow had erased all of 2014's gains. Forward price-to-earnings ratios
are well above both their five- and 10-year averages. Even Alan Greenspan
has said a correction is inevitable given that the rally is now well into its fifth year.
There are other, less technical signs. We're talking about the signs
of that make you think twice and wonder if irrational exuberance has
taken over and investors are investing in things recklessly.
We've pinpointed the 15 most ridiculous moments in finance of the
year so far that might lead one to believe that this bull market has
seen its top.
Marketwatch profiles "the Oracle of San Quentin."
Since
his conviction 15 years ago on murder charges, Curtis Carroll, now 35,
has gained a reputation among inmates at the infamous
California penitentiary as an investing wizard.
Marketwatch's Catey Hill says that while it's impossible to judge his track record, his advice "some quite good, some risky and speculative, and most of it brand-new territory for a clientele that lives behind prison walls."
Burrito Bonds
A U.K. Chipotle-esque chain is looking to raise funds from mainstream investors by
offering "burrito bonds" that come with an 8% coupon, and of course free burritos for a year.
Uber for Underwear.
OK, technically
FlyCleaners.com,
backed by Union Square's Fred Wilson, will also deliver the rest of
your laundry at a moment's notice. Through your phone you just tell them
exactly where you need your clothes picked up, and they come to you.
The Headphone Hoodie.
It's literally just a hoodie. But
seller Betabrand calls it
"an Audio Engineer Hoodie" and says it provides higher fidelity for
coming out of your headphones as it passes through the fabric.
A guy raised $53,000 for his potato salad on Kickstarter.
"I'm making potato salad,"
Zack Danger Brown wrote. "Basically I'm just making potato salad. I haven't decided what kind yet." He has 6,600 backers.
Rupert Murdoch offers to purchase Time Warner for $75 billion.
Time Warner
has responded by saying they won't listen to any offer less than $100 a share, which would value the company at about $90 billion.
Generally speaking, this has just been a
monster year for mergers and acquisitions, a phenomenon that often coincides with market tops.
The idea that a Murdoch acquisition of Time Warner proves we must be at the top.
This
one has layers. Murdoch has had plenty of acquisitions besides the ones
pictured here. Still, some take it as a sign of imminent correction.
Crumbs cupcake allegedly selling for $250 on eBay.
After the chain declared it was shutting down, someone allegedly tried to sell a leftover Crumbs cupcake for $250.
USA Today said the post was authentic.
El Pollo Loco surges on IPO.
Shares in the fire-roasted chicken chain climbed 26% the day it debuted on the NASDAQ, and has kept on going. It's now up 43%.
The Snapchat valuation story.
Bloomberg
reported Alibaba wanted to buy Snapchat for $10 billion. BI's Alyson Shontell then
reported this was "highly unlikely." But if it did happen, Snapchat would be the ninth-largest tech firm
according to Tara LaChapelle.
Strawberry Bonds
Hedge funds are packing securities backed by returns on crops like strawberries, corn, cotton, lemons, walnuts, avocados,
The New York Times reported.
Meteor Insurance
USAA
has taken out a $130 catastrophe bond policy against "tropical cyclones, earthquakes, severe thunderstorms, winter storms, wildfire, meteorite impact and volcanic eruption."
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I particularly like the one where investors gave a guy 53,000 dollars just because he said he was making potato salad and hadn't even decided what kind he was going to make yet.
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