The 25 funniest tweets about the VP debate
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U.S. Vice President Joe Biden,
right, and Republican vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan depart the
stage following their debate on Thursday, October 11.
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The Vice Presidential Debate
STORY HIGHLIGHTS
- The Twittersphere weighs in on Thursday's vice-presidential debate
- Jokes referenced Vice President Joe Biden's laughing and constant interruptions
- People also commented on challenger Paul Ryan's frequent sips of water
- The one and only vice-presidential debate was held in Danville, Kentucky
Paul Ryan sipped from a cup and looked like a beleaguered altar boy.
Fair or not, those were
just two characterizations of Thursday's vice presidential debate on
Twitter, where a Greek chorus of jokesters kept up a witty commentary
throughout the 90-minute event. As with any live TV event in the social
media age, the people of Twitter let no gaffe or verbal tic go
unnoticed.
Here are 25 of our favorites:
GuyEndoreKaiser -- Tonight's debate is scheduled for ninety minutes, but Paul Ryan is already claiming he can finish in fifty something.
Best zingers from VP debate
Hello 9 1 1? There s an old man beating a child on my tv
Ana Marie Cox -- I actually happen to have "malarkey" in the drinking game! Oh geez...
Jill Morris -- The VP candidates get to sit because they're exhausted from standing up for our values. #VPDebate
Morgan Murphy -- Biden's teeth are so white they're voting for Romney. #VPDebate
Indecision -- Watered-down sanctions are the worst. You need four just to get tipsy. #vpdebate
Patton Oswalt --
Ryan is a nervous Walmart manager. Biden is an irate customer with the
receipt, the warranty & he's friends w/ the store owner. #debate
While Ryan speaks, Biden looks like he's trying to order a drink at the bar and the bartender is ignoring him. #vpdebate
Indecision -- Joe Biden would very much like for Paul Ryan to get off his lawn. #vpdebate
Laughing Joe Biden -- Looooooool
Paul and Storm -- You can't make Joe Biden look bad. He is your favorite uncle. He pulls quarters from behind your ears. #VPDebate
Seth Masket -- Actually, this is like if Aaron Sorkin wrote an exchange between the Skipper and Gilligan. #vpdebate
Leah -- JOE. SHUT THE HECK UP AND WAIT YOUR TURN. #VPdebate
Whoever is tickling Biden's feet needs to stop it. #VPDebate
Sean Becker -- "Oh, I get it now." - Jim Lehrer
Paul Ryan Gosling -- Hey girl, I'm not taking nervous sips of water, I'm drinking every time Biden laughs at me. #vpdebate
Jose Antonio Vargas -- Before this #VPDebate, @JoeBiden had a Venti macchiato and two cans of Red Bull.
James Garrett -- I kind of feel like Joe Biden is Kanye and Paul Ryan is Taylor Swift. #VPDebate
This is like Alex and Mr. Keaton in season 30 of Family Ties #VPDebate
National Review -- Wait, is Biden yelling at Martha Raddatz right now? I thought he was debating Paul Ryan...#VPDebate
Brent Black -- I HAVE HAD A CHILD IN THE SHAPE OF A BEAN PLEASE INTERRUPT ME #VPDebate
Laughing Joe Biden -- teeheehehe
The good news is Bill and Ted may ride again. The bad news is i've been replaced. pic.twitter.com/pdGTTRI0
Jeffrey Wisenbaugh -- Biden is yelling less. I think it's getting closer to his bed time. #sleepy #VPDebate
Chad Schomber -- To think, all this just to sway 4-6% of undecided voters. And those folks are not watching the #VPdebate
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